so miguel cozies up to me while i'm at the computer yet again. as i try to distract him from my feeble attempts to work, i try to get some sugar from him in the process.
ninang: make me lambing.
miguel: i love you thiiiiiiiis much (makes a HUGE circle that reaches his back)
ninang: what else?
miguel: we will always be friends.
ninang: what else?
miguel: i will always, always, always love you, even if you're mad at me.
ninang pathetically asks for more.
ninang: what else?
miguel: i hope we will always be close.
ninang, fishing, drops a clue (which is even more pathetic)
ninang: am i fat?
miguel: yes
heart breaks here. kids never lie (sigh). kasi naman noh?! okay, okay, i should have quit while i was ahead, but dang it, i will have the last laugh here!
light bulb goes on.
ninang: who is fatter, tito a or ninang?
miguel: tito a
ninang: so, is ninang fat?
miguel: no.
definitely quit here. aaaah... syllogisms! ΓΌ
1 comment:
i must say it takes a lot of courage to ask the _ B _ _ _ _ _ S. The faint of heart (read: takot sa katotohanan) will not even go there.
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